I love my son...

But man those little hooligans cause some issues! Before being a mommy you don't think about things like "plumbing" issues. You go potty when you have to and you go on with your day. Now before I sneeze I must concentrate on not pottying. And goodness knows if you want to "clean your system" you better start praying a week in advance! Never in my life has "plumbing" been such an issue!
And this lack of sleep thing really messes with your clock. You feel like you need a month or two of sleep to fully catch up! So with that sleep fog comes memory loss like none other! Being a waitress with memory issues reallllly isn't conducive to tips! You can only make so many jokes about the new baby keeping you up. Especially when he keeps getting older and the jokes keep getting more lame :) Oh the joys of being a mommy. Seeing that smile on his face and listening to his giggle makes every stretch mark, hour less of sleep and poopy diaper worth it.